David's Damsels

What a great and fabulous win this is, over those spoilt and rich scumbags:Manchester City. I can still remember some of their players scoring against us in previous seasons, and they made inflammatory gestures at the Newcastle fans. So this victory was particularly sweet, as we beat them 2-1,despite them scoring straight from the kick-off. Well done, Newcastle, and up yours, City. Hahahahahaha...

"Hehehe you will do nicely, my dear. His excellence is always on the hunt for more pretty slaves to tie up and gag. "

Legendary Sid is a former username of an American artist I found on the Deviant Art website,although he has changed his name to Creativore. I personally liked his old name, to be honest. Anyway, his art has a certain style to it,and like me, he's a damsel in distress fan too. I have asked him for commissioned him before, and for the most part, I've liked what he's done. Below is the very first picture he did for me: When I first got it, I was delighted. It's actually based on a girl I know, and she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Unfortunately though, she's not really a nice person. On the surface, she appears pleasant and feminine, but she's incredibly dangerous. What a waste... Still, I had hoped the artist would do more pictures of Louise, but his prices were so extortionate, I decided not to use him anymore. At least,I managed to get a couple of good pictures of her, tightly bound and gagged.

Well, Newcastle are out of the FA Cup yet again, suffering a 0-2 home loss to Watford. To me,this is a terrible loss as it means Newcastle now have to fight a desperate battle against relegation yet again. Looks like the glory days are long gone..

I love certain areas of history, and the fascinating characters who lived in the past. Two such individuals are American John Adams, who was appointed ambassador to Britain just after the Americans won their War of Independence, and the British monarch at the time:King George the third. It was a brief, but respectable meeting between them, and this video shows it from the epic TV series:John Adams, that details his experiences. The dialogue between John and the King is moreorless spot on, with some minor changes. This was a really, very well done scene, re-creating a true moment in history. Well done to everyone involved.

I do check Tumblr every day, as I like a lot of pictures there. The damsel in distress theme, is very strong over there. Of course, I was pleased to see Tumblr deciding they wouldn't show any adult content.There was indeed, a lot of stuff I didn't enjoy. In this case though, I liked this picture,showing a pretty bondage model, dressed as a schoolgirl, bound and gagged. The cleave gag is really nice, and for the most part, the ropes are excellent. I did have one minor gripe with this though. Why oh why, do the ropes have to be in a 'V' neck style?? This honestly, does nothing for me. It's a complete waste of time. I just prefer the ropes to be horizontal, and it would still look great on the model. This picture is nice,but it could have been so much better.

I absolutely love Lucy Liu. She's a lovely girl, and a great actress. I have enjoyed watching Lucy perform in some of her acting roles, especially her damsel in distress role in the film:Shanghai Noon. In that film, Lucy plays a kidnapped princess and it's up to our heroes:Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson to rescue her. The film's great fun,as we see the culture clash of East and West.Jackie Chan's character thinks he has to obey every order given to him by his Chinese masters. Owen Wilson's character of course  tells him he doesn't have to do that. They make an excellent duo, and they do succeed in rescuing Lucy from the bad guys clutches, played brilliantly by Donnie Yen. Just a slight disappointment Lucy never got a full treatment, bound and gagged scene Definitely one of my favourite films. Well done to everyone involved in it. Another thing I love about Lucy, is that she does a tremendous amount of work for children's charities. She deserves

What a priceless win today for Newcastle against Cardiff. A great 3-0 home win. Cardiff were actually, very poor.They didn't start playing until the end, but I wasn't complaining. Three vital points earned. On other footy news, I was mad to see Liverpool win 4-3 against Crystal Palace. It was a great game for the nuetral and admittedly, Liverpool did deserve to win. I was just furious to see their cheating Egyptian scumbag striker Sullah, try his luck to con the ref once more. Yes,the twat blatantly dived to try to get a penalty. Fortunately, the ref didn't fall for it, but the scumbag still was defiant, claiming he was fouled. What a prick. Speaking of pricks,the bastards of man utd won their home match against Brighton. Never have I hated a team so much. +++ Still, this is pleasurable viewing: +++ Another sport I love is snooker. I've watched many great players in the game. Steve Davis, Alex Higgins, Stephen Hendry,Neil Robertson and many other pla

Normally, I utterly despise the X-Factor. It's one of the worst shows I've ever watched. The content of the show is aimed at a dumbed down audience, and I can't stand the four judges, who probably do their curt rejections as part of the show, but it's still not nice to see.I absolutely despise Simon Cowell. He's rejected so many talented people, that just confirmed my suspicions that the show's rigged. I'm amazed it's still going... Still, on the plus side, I did enjoy this moment, when four lovely girls from the Philippines, who were actually professional singers(Another rigged moment) who appeared on the show.They gave a great performance here, and the crowd loved it. I'll definitely use three of the girls in my Sanna Menace story in the future.They'd make great damsels.

I still enjoy reading about our Solar System, especially the planet Mars and Jupiter's moon Europa. These two planets are high candidates for human colonization, although it's a very, very long way off. Mars of course,is the red planet and has seasons like we have here on Earth. Gravity is a lot less, and no doubt there are still hidden dangers there. Mars does have a lot of problems, but it has plenty of potential. Getting there though and safely back, is a tremendous technological challenge.It takes over 7-8 months  to get there,and at the moment, we just don't have the capabilities to send people there. I think it will happen, but not for a long time. Europa is also interesting and intriguing, as we think there may be a hidden ocean, buried deep under its surface. With water, there's an excellent chance for discovering life on another world,although if there is, it won't be like nothing like here in our oceans. The cold is unbelievable out there, and

Finally! Something to celebrate with Newcastle last night, as they beat Blackburn 4-2 in the FA Cup 4th round replay at Ewood Park. A home tie in the 5th round is the reward, so hopefully, this might be the start of a good cup run, and possibly the Final itself. Let's hope so.

Reading Rio Ferdinand's comments on how Newcastle fans should be grateful to owner Mike Ashley, I was actually enraged. Now it is true that Ashley has helped the club to a certain extent, but we all really know he's determined to sell the club and disappear with the money. He's not exactly my favourite person, as many of us know his staff at Sports Direct that he also owns, are so poorly paid and he doesn't care less. For Rio Ferdinand to make these kind of comments is beyond contempt. Mind your own business, Ferdinand. Who the hell do you think you are?? You're just an ex-man utd scumbag. I've seen this twat in action before, and he was a disgrace with some of his antics on the pitch. Fucking scumbag, Ferdinand. Go fuck yourself.

Well, Newcastle lost yet again to those arrogant cockney scumbags:Chelsea. A 2-1 away loss, which means Newcastle are now embroiled yet again in another relegation struggle. The signs are looking grim for their Premier League survival. I dread to think if they're going to plummet back into the Championship. If that happens, Newcastle will never get back into the top flight. Still, on a scant consolation, it was great to see the Villa scum lose today, and hopefully, they're on a downward spiral to League One, never to return. Sob on the Villa, and enjoy your eternal obscurity. Hahaha. NB.I realise of course, that I'm spouting off hatred here, and it is totally the wrong thing to do. However, when I see and read hatred from other, so called rival football fans, I love getting my own back on them Even a lot of players, who behave despicably on the pitch, especially by cheating to win, it's beyond contempt. Another thing that drives me mad, is when I watch Match

I haven't watched Supergirl yet, but I did check the database on Brian's Page, and I did read some scenes that included some of the actresses being tied up.However,it appears nothing like the New Adventures of Superman with Dean Cain,who is always on standby to rescue Teri Hatcher from the bad guys clutches. Indeed, Teri performed many great scenes in the show, and there were a few more, very pretty actresses, who also got the bound and gagged treatment. It was a great show. Supergirl doesn't appear to have the same quality in it.There's just something different about it,and it certainly hasn't helped with some of the cast accusing one of the show's producers of sexual harassment. It's a shame, as I have seen many pretty actresses in the show, but the damsel in distress scenes, especially the lack of full treatment, bound and gagged scenes doesn't seem to have worked for me. Still, there's always hope, but with the scandal going on currently,I

Kelly Hu is one of my favourite actresses. Not only that, but she's staggeringly beautiful as well. I think Kelly is from Hawaii,as she won a Miss Hawaii competition there.I loved her performance as the sorceress character in:The Scorpion King. That was a great action film. Kelly also had a great damsel in distress scene in the tv series:Martial Law. The bad guys kidnap Kelly, and have her bound and gagged,to be used as a hostage against Sammo Hung, who goes to reecue her. It doesn't quite work out that way for the good guys, as Sammo does beat the majority of the baddies, but there's a final fight between him and the main bad guy, as he has Kelly onto his personal helicopter. With Kelly unable to help, as she's secured to her seat,still bound and gagged,her eyes are a delight to watch, as she sees Sammo grab the bad guy and seemingly fall to their deaths. It was a great cliffhanger, but they never followed it through, as the show was strangely cancelled. I wa

Up yours, Liverpool and your cheating Egyptian scumbag striker.That was a very pleasurable result, and well done to Wolves. It was a deserved victory.

Hollyrope is an excellent bondage site, with tons of pretty girls, all willing to be bound and gagged.I've actually talked to the owner of the site, and he's a very nice chap called Daniel. These two girls are my favourite models from the site. On the left is Chrissy Marie, and on the right is Krystal. This was a bondage challenge for the girls to escape from, and I must admit, I'm not a fan of girls having their hands tied up in front of them. I always prefer the girls to have their hands tied behind their backs. Even so, I can make the rare exception now and again. I still think this is a great picture. Both girls are tightly bound and gagged, and I like the silver duct tape gags. In the video itself, Chrissy manages to free herself, albeit somewhat annoyingly. Unbelievable how some models and actresses get tied up like this in their roles. To me,it gives the damsel much more opportunity to get free. Bad idea for me,and it always will be. Still, it's no

My home football team is Newcastle United, and I will always be fiercely proud and loyal to them. They've certainly had their moments in history, but like a lot of other teams, you end up frustrated after watching them lose yet again. In my life,I've seen them reach Wembley four times, but losing every time. Three FA Cup Finals and one League Cup Final. In fact, I've only been witness to one major triumph, when Newcastle won the old Division Two title in the 1992-93 season. I was actually there,when they beat Grimsby 2-0 at their ground. It was actually,sweet revenge as Grimsby had beaten us earlier in the season,ending Newcastle's 11 game winning streak. The national media coverage was an utter disgrace, as they didn't comment on it till Newcastle finally lost the record. I still remember Gary Lineker making a final comment on Match of the Day, saying to quote:"..Newcastle finally lost their eleven winning game streak. " Tosser. Speaking of tosses

This film was great fun, although daft too.Jason Statham is our hero, trying to hunt down,a highly feared,giant shark,known as The Megladon. These were the largest sharks ever, as they were 75ft long,and their mouths were so big, they could have actually swallowed you whole.Yuk! Fortunately for us, these sharks died out with climate change. In fact, they died out about a million years ago,before modern humans emerged.That was lucky! I loved two of the main actresses in the film, pictured above:Li BingBing on the left and Ruby Rose on the right.  Both girls had scenes in the film,when they were both in danger from the shark.Fortunately though, both girls survive unscathed,thanks to our hero Mr Statham and another chap who sacrifices himself to save Ruby from being eaten alive.Yuk again!